Who’s in the house (The Normans in the house!)

Chorus:
Who’s in the house?
The Normans in the House
Who’s in the house?
The Normans in the House
Who’s in the house?
The Normans in the House
Now tell me  - Who’s in the House?
The Normans are in the House.

Strongbow :
Here comes Strongbow and his crew
With his sword he’ll do some damage to you
Strongbow’s coming he’s on his way
He landed in Wexford Bannow Bay
Strongbow was scary in his metal gear
No way, he didn’t even have one fear
Irish woman Aoife was his wife
He became the king of Leinster, what a life! 

Origin:
We would like to tell you a little story,
(Watch out) It’s going to get a little Gory.
We hope it will make you stand and dance,
‘Cause the Normans Yeah they came from France!
It all started in 1066,
When the Battle of Hastings started to mix.
When Ruairí O’Conor became the High King,
In battle they sure liked lots of bling.   HALLA!

Law:
Now the law they had some crazy schemes
That you wouldn’t even think of in your wildest dreams
If you battled and you won then you were innocent 
even if you killed a dude called Vincent
Now the other choice is that you drown and die 
‘coz you really, really, really not allowed to lie
You might wanna think that this sounds crazy
But the jury’s were just way too lazy

Medicine:
Norman doctors didn’t know what caused diseases,
cut the arms of sick people and left them bleedin’,
surgery with germs was really dirty,
that’s right! few people reached the age of forty!
Barbers with blades were doctors too,
no college degree, didn’t have a clue.
the famous white poles that hang out front,
were made from bandages covered in blood.